Cat Wealth Guru Recommends Tuna Stock
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Personal wealth guru Cheeto the cat has just released his annual “Hot Stocks” list, and Wall Street analysts are abuzz over one particular pick.
"I was not expecting tuna," says Rick Nelson of CNBC. "That’s always been a high-risk sector. Wind energy and biotech would have been obvious choices. 3-D printing was huge this year. From a financial standpoint, this makes little sense."
Some aren’t as skeptical.
"Look, Cheeto’s always been an oracle with investing," says Bryan Canning of The Wall Street Journal. “When he pushed cardboard boxes as a Hot Stock in ‘07, people thought he was crazy. Now, of course, everybody has one. Only Cheeto could have foreseen that.”
Canning was also quick to clarify another unexpected pick - print media.
"Oh, he doesn’t think anyone will actually buy newspaper again," says the market expert. "He really just likes to lay on it."
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